“dad have you seen my meet and greet tickets?”
“call me later sweetheart, just on the way to an important meeting”
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(Source: arewehughman, via funneestuff)
*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
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if i were able to choose a super power it would be the ability to have something witty to say in every situation
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(Source: neatorama.com, via australiansanta)
sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight
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